Depression: No do thing. Tired.
Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.
Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot
Insomnia: You Are Awake.
Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.
Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot
A+ can confirm
Steve Rogers + being very attractive in Avengers: Infinity War
if you don’t think Chris Evans was the perfect choice for Captain America
Me: [sees a book]
Brain: you need it
Me: I have more books than I can read alrea–
Brain: but what if you run out
Me: ok wow you’re so right
What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.